Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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