Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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