What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
