I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I have post one night stand depression
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