found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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