i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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