it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize