Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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