Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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