Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
