I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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