you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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