Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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