doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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