Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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