VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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