David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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