i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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