hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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