I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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