What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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