Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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