Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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