She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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