Three words: puerto rican gang bang
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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