Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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