Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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