I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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