Will you blow on my dice?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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