She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
