So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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