He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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