i just wanna soil my oats bro
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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