absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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