Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Can I color on your dick again?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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