is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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