I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
