I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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