mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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