so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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