You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
