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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'

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  I thought that was really considerate

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  ok i said sorry. what else do you want?

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  100 blowjobs

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• (340): View more from US Virgin Islands

  just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?

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• (310): View more from California

  i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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• (925): View more from California

  can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk

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• (315): View more from New York

  That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.

  (1-860): View more from Connecticut

  Fair enough.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.

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• (914): View more from New York

  answer my text you professional douchebag

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  and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?

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