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So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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