Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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