exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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