i think i have herpe
just one?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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