You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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