so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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