Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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