that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Floor bacon is actually really good
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize