I am in a vortex of obligation.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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