I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize