There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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