i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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