i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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