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My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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